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Movies are easier to make without all that video. So we're announcing Play Cole Podcasts -- the cheap, easy way to get independent comedy without looking at our digitally compressed YouTube faces.

We give you Audio Commentaries of Audio  Commentaries

 

Star Trek: Nemesis

Star Trek: the Next Generation blows out its franchise by sitting in a room and talking. And talking. And talking. Join Jon Clarke, Bill Monroe, Trafton Crandall and Jared Logan as director Stuart Baird showsthem how to make a tired franchise look exhausted.

But check out thosestairs!


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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Jon Clarke, Bill Monroe, and Mike Drucker watch the worst Star Trek film ever made (though Bill still argues for Star Trek: The Motion Picture) and struggle through director William Shatner's attempt to explain it.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Jon Clarke, Mike Drucker, Bill Monroe watch the film Buffy the Vampire Slayer and try to understand how such a terrible movie spawned such an awesome TV series. After a few minutes they give up and spend most of the time talking about Robocop.


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For the complete Play Cole experience, watch the movie while listening to the pod cast.  There is no actual commentary on the disk to distact you from the monstrosity that is The Last Boy Scout.

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Batman and Robin

Bill Monroe, Jon Clarke, and Mike Drucker try in vain to understand this movie and get steadily angrier with Joel Schumacher


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Clambake

This middle-of-the-road rotten Elvis movie has no audio commentary. So we made one. Mike Drucker plays director Arthur H. Nadel while Jon Clarke and Bill Monroe supply questions.

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For the complete Play Cole experience, watch Clambake while listening to the pod cast.

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Jingle All the Way

At a time when Arnold Schwarzenneggar can do no wrong, he does everything wrong. Jon Clarke, Mike Drucker and Alex Grubard create their own drinking game while Billy the Kid notes every mention of the word "Turboman". 


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The  Last Boy Scout

Tim Warner leads Jon Clarke and Alex Grubard through two hours of nonsense, explosions and Damon Wayans while Billy the Kid keeps the "swear count". Head or gut!


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For the complete Play Cole experience, watch the movie while listening to the pod cast.  There is no actual commentary on the disk to distact you from the monstrosity that is The Last Boy Scout.

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The Fantastic Four

Safely tucked between the awesomeness of the X-Men/Spiderman movies andthe utter suckage of the Daredevil/Ghost Rider movies is the utter mediocrity of the Fantastic Four. Join the Play Cole crew as they try to understand what happened to this awesome team of heroes and grow disappoineted with Jessica Alba.


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Mr. and Mrs. Smith

A bitter, cynical and jaded Jon Clarke, Mike Drucker, Billy the Kid and John Knefel wade through a bitter, cynical and jaded Hollywood blockbuster. Nothing is good in this except a guy who looks like Trafton Crandall. .


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X-Men: The Last Stand

Prior to directing the third X-Men movie, Brett Ratner's credits included Rush Hour, Mariah #1s, and Madonna: The Video Collection. Thus he was well prepared to direct this superhero blockbuster.

In this Play Cole Podcast, Jon Clarke, Mike Drucker, Mark Normand, Alex Grubard and Billy the Kid watch Brett Ratner go through Bryan Singer's X-Men franchise with a fine-tooth pickaxe.

You know it's a flashback when Patrick Stewart has creepily smooth skin.


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New Jack City

Blaxploitation gets updated in this dated movie. Maddog Mattern, Grant Gordon, Trafton Crandall and Jon Clarke join Mario Van Peebles for a pretentious study in shlock. Read people's names shaved into their heads! Watch Chris Rock smoke crack and cry! Break out your Dutch Angles!


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